How Is This Guy...

"Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
02/26/2014 at 18:50 • Filed to: None

... even allowed to exist, here?

Also, hyperlink shenanigans.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/so-are-you-jea…

DISCUSSION (51)

Makoyouidiot > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 18:51

Said dude is a total troll. He exists to be annoying.

Brian Silvestro > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 18:51

Rule 1.

That's rule 1 right? I can't remember the order.

Bandit > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 18:51

Well, he's in violation of the two rules of oppositelock.

Lets Just Drive > Makoyouidiot
02/26/2014 at 18:56

Which is worse. I've been put on probation for getting creative with my language but this fool is allowed to languish unfettered?

I am the hurt.

Lets Just Drive > Bandit
02/26/2014 at 18:57

I'd like to know what those are, but as I understand it, we're not supposed to talk about them?

Dusty Ventures > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:00

Hammer'd

Your boy, BJR > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:00

Permission to punt this dude's dick into another time zone?

Tom McParland > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:04

The first rule of the rules Oppositelock is you don't talk about the rules of Oppositelock. The second rule of the rules of Oppositelock is YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE RULES OF OPPOSITELOCK.

The third rule is if this is your first time...you must post a Miata or a wagon or something.

Anyway, for real these are the rules. And you are welcome to talk about them whenever you feel the need to.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

As for this guy...while I am not a fan of this behavior he hasn't actually done anything specific to warrant moderator action. My suggestion is the best course of action for folks like this is to not engage and dismiss when needed.

Bandit > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:05

Oppositelock isn't fightclub
1. Don't be a dick.
2. Seriously, don't be a dick.

puddler > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:10

the butthurt is strong with this one. i say we ban the doge people.

but really, in a slew of comments his was just one...the oppo's made a big deal of it.

and while we might all bask in the glory of asshattery getting what it deserves we shouldn't find any enjoyment about a car just doing it's best to not catch on fire being damaged by any form of asshattery.

next time a video'er is in that situation i want to see some DB parked in a handicap zone getting his ass beat by a cripple. bonus points if he's in a chair.

PRBot II > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:13

I've dismissed comments from him before.

"this site is such a bunch of nancy-boys over parked cars."

He might be partly referencing me there based on a post I made. He thinks it's OK to block handicapped spots. I disagreed, so he fired away with personal attacks. What a dick.

Racescort666 > Bandit
02/26/2014 at 19:15

If getting punched in the dick was punishment for violating the rules, it would be a step in the right direction.

Did that cross the line? I feel like it did. Sorry everyone.

Lets Just Drive > puddler
02/26/2014 at 19:15

I'm...

... so confused...

... by your reply.

Spaceball-Two > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:15

Curious? If a no talent ass hat like that gets the ban hammer is it Gawker wide or just Oppo? Can we make it so he can only comment on Jez?

Lets Just Drive > Racescort666
02/26/2014 at 19:16

What if you enjoy dick punches? Because all indications are that we have a few pass-through trolls who really LOVE punches in the dick.

Lets Just Drive > Bandit
02/26/2014 at 19:16

That's so racist.

Just because I'm dickskinned is no reason to discriminate, Bandit.

Lets Just Drive > Tom McParland
02/26/2014 at 19:18

Yeah, I get that.

Also, I don't get that at all.

Is that okay?

puddler > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:18

which part?

i speak through my fingers, and unconsciously add ellipsis when i pause.

Lets Just Drive > Your boy, BJR
02/26/2014 at 19:19

Pretty sure you'd have to engage in an exhaustive and extensive search of his genital area just to find the aforementioned dick, never mind finding a boot small enough to kick it.

Racescort666 > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:19

Here I've been paying for it like a sucker.

Lets Just Drive > Dusty Ventures
02/26/2014 at 19:20

Kinja'd!!!

Tom McParland > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:21

It is perfectly okay...but if you would like some clarification I would be happy to help.

Lets Just Drive > PRBot II
02/26/2014 at 19:21

Apparently we're just supposed to ignore him.

Like racism.

And it'll go away.

Lets Just Drive > Spaceball-Two
02/26/2014 at 19:22

Oh my word; you've just discovered Kinja capitol punishment - condemnation to the halls of Jez.

Lets Just Drive > Racescort666
02/26/2014 at 19:23

I just piss my wife off, drop trow and enjoy the dick punches.

Marriage is a wonder.

Spaceball-Two > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:23

Said person just gave me a rec too.

Lets Just Drive > Tom McParland
02/26/2014 at 19:24

It's all good.

I wasn't so much asking why he's allowed to do what he's doing/done, I was more insinuating that it should be, I dunno, worthy of a dick punch or a period of exclusion; exile to Jezebel or something.

This whole thread, more of a joke than an honest question.

Probably should have tagged this #sarcasticass

Leadbull > puddler
02/26/2014 at 19:25

wow

not cool

such hurt

no ban doge pls

wow

Tom McParland > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:26

Hey if I could cyber dick-punch this dude I would totally do it. Sadly my moderator powers are limited. :(

PRBot II > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:26

His account's been active for several months. Sadly, he's probably gonna stick around.

Racescort666 > Spaceball-Two
02/26/2014 at 19:26

Could that fall under "cruel and unusual punishment?" Although I would consider paying to see that go down.

Lets Just Drive > Tom McParland
02/26/2014 at 19:27

I want to share this to Oppo, but I want it to be shared forever, always somewhere near the top of the first page because this, coming from the most sage and calm of moderators, would be a real warning to potential instigators.

Seriously, this post is going down in my book as Solid Gold.

Tom McParland > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:30

Calm maybe...but Gamecat is my moderator Obi Wan in terms of sage. Best leave it here, as a long-time martial artist I prefer not to broadcast my abilities. ;)

Spaceball-Two > Racescort666
02/26/2014 at 19:30

I don't think so. Some of those comments were clearly attacking in nature.

Racescort666 > Lets Just Drive
02/26/2014 at 19:32

I'll need to find a girl that treats me nice like that.

puddler > Leadbull
02/26/2014 at 19:34

Kinja'd!!!